The rules are: There are no rules.
Okay, there are a few rules.
Rule number one: Don’t talk about Fight Club.
Kidding. Talk about Fight Club. It’s one of our favorite movies. In fact, tell everyone.
1. Trolls will be tied up—not in that fun way—and forced to listen to “Call Me, Maybe.” Repeat offenders will be subjected to “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.”
2. Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don’t be mean. Mean people will be referred to rule #1.
3. Language: Keep it under control. A word here or there is fine, but let’s not go Quentin Tarantino on this mother—even though we love him, too.
4. Images: Keep the porn private, pervs.
Don’t make us angry. You won’t like us when we’re angry. We use the delete button. Well, Jen knows how to use it. M would just missepll— msispell— imsspell— M would just fuck it up.